Smoking Masturbaters 1
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Let’s be real, smoking cigarettes is a totally gross habit. You know it, I know it, and every smoker ever knows it. While that is true, it also stands to reason that there seems to be some sexy allure to watching someone take a drag off a cigarette and blow the smoke out. Whether it’s the cool factor that’s ingrained from our classroom years, or the fact that it reminds us of cock sucking or some other oral fixation, it’s just a fact that it gets some of us off.
Surprisingly, this is the very first smoking movie I have ever reviewed here on the blog (though, honestly, I haven’t reviewed porn too many other places) in the five years that I’ve been writing here. Crazy, right? But hey, ladies like all kinds of things, so who am I to say that we shouldn’t take the time to feature some of the lesser known fetishes. So today here is Smoking Masturbaters 1 (sic). I do have to note that masturbators is spelled wrong in the title, which makes my writing side go a little haywire. Ok, back to the sex.
Maybe I’ve just watched too many movies in my life, but I always thought that people lit up a cigarette AFTER they got off, not during. Possibly the order doesn’t matter when it comes to masturbating? Although I would imagine it hard to manage if you want to use both your hands? Anyway…
I have a total boner for scene three, where a cheeky British brunette talks dirty about smoking and wanting us to touch her horny body. Yes please! She incorporates her inhales into her moans, making the whole thing seamless as she fucks herself with her free hand. I love that she doesn’t even take her panties off. Soon she pulls a pretty purple dildo out and rubs it all over the outside of her pussy before ramming it in hard and fast, over and over again. It’s actually pretty impressive that she does drop any ash or the cigarette on herself while banging away and getting off. Nice work, dirty girl.
While there are plenty of scenes in this flick when girls are smoking and jerking off quietly, I tend to really enjoy the loud and sassy smut talkers. Scene 9 is another one of those loud ladies, letting us know exactly how much she loves cock and that she wants it so very badly. She squeezes on her nipples and asks us if we mind if she has a little “fiddle” with herself. No worries, love, we are right there with you. Like the woman in scene three, this super sexy wanker inhales in her cigarette while she is moaning, enhancing both actions. It’s not long before she is in a cloud of smoke, fucking herself silly with a great big dildo. Is this is what going across the pond looks like, sign me up! What, how could I not be impressed with someone who makes the word “fiddle” sound sexy?
I still thing smoking is nasty and I’m glad I can’t smell the sets, but all in all, this is a pretty smokin’ solo sex flick.