There are two things I require in an XXX-mas movie. First, there needs to be some actual holiday gear in the scenes, and not just on the box cover. That means I want Santa hats, white fur trim, red lingerie (velvet if you want to go all out) and maybe some candy cane stripes for good measure. And I expect these to be featured throughout the video to really bring the holiday cheer home. Anyone can stick a red hat on a model, snap a cover picture and call it a Christmas flick, but if you want to impress me, you've gotta do it up right. Fucking is great, but I came here for the XXX-mas!

The second requirement is Nina Hartley. Well, ok, Nina Hartley doesn't actually have anything to do with Christmas, and she isn't really a requirement, but this video randomly has her stuck on the end, going at it solo on a lawn chair in a very un-Christmassy scene. And because I love this porno legend, I am making her presence a requirement as well. Who's gonna argue that?

And where are we getting these two musts filled? A Very Creamy Christmas, of course! I'll admit I wasn't totally sold on the name, but once I took a peek and saw both holiday cheer AND Nina Hartley, I settled in to check the whole thing out. And I'm pretty happy I did!

Along with holiday and Hartley, this flick has a third component that made it stand out to me. Not quite P.O.V. (point of view) and not quite gonzo, the women in this video talk towards the camera and dirty talk to the viewer. I love the pseudo-interaction/engaging, without the extra raunchiness that we usually get from gonzo. I especially love Nina Hartley's semi-educational dirty talk. There is something so super sexy about someone who can make sex ed enticing (I'm including myself in this category).

So, let's get back to the true meaning of this review - XXX-mas! Merry fucking Christmas! These ladies go above and beyond when it comes to being as naughty nice as possible and make sure to add those extra Santa references as they have their pussies plowed by dicks and toys. That's right Santa, deposit those presents riiiiiiight there! All-in-all, a quality "ho ho ho"-laden fuck fest.