I'm here to inject some hot girl-boy action into this week's Dinah Shore lesbo-rama madness.

The criteria for this week's porno review: The movie had to star Ashley Blue and it had to be directed by her husband, Dave Naz. This wasn't for any deep social experiment; I'm just a fan of their work. This was easy enough, but when I came across Turbo Rock, starring Ashley Blue, April Flores and Dane Cross I looked no further.

I remember watching Ashley Blue when I first realized that hardcore dirtbaggery was my cup of tea. This was back in the day when I questioned whether or not it was ok for me to get turned on by rough fucking. I remember thinking that she clearly liked what she was doing. If she was okay with getting the shit fucked out of her and having a monstrous cock forced down her throat, then I was okay with liking it. The fact that she looked like the girl next door helped. Ashley Blue (and Belladonna) affirmed that there was nothing wrong with feeling that tingle in my pants when I was watching straight up filth. Thanks, Ashley!

Turbo Rock parodies punk rock band life and the groupies (Ashley Blue and April Flores AKA The Sock It to Me Baby Rump Shaker Girls) that come along with it. Director Dave Naz played in a couple of punk bands before his career in porn blossomed, so I imagine he was drawing from personal experience. This movie is silly and super funny with a recipe that is a little heavier on the joke side than the fucking side, but that isn't a bad thing. I laughed my ass off. The sex is fantastic in all of its anal intercourse spit laden glory and by no means came across as an afterthought. I have to admit, even an afterthought from Ashley Blue, April Flores and Dane Cross would get me off.

Right off the bat we start with an up close and personal enema scene from Ashley Blue. This isn't really my thing, but I give them credit for spending the time to really capture every detail. This moves into her getting herself off on the toilet, which I find incredibly hot. She is on the phone with T.J. Cummings, fast forward to an all anal fuck session. If you're into cut body builder types, then T.J. is your man. If you like down and dirty cum shots, then this is your scene. If an anal cream pie mixed with cum swapping speaks to you, watch this movie.

Plot info: T.J. plays Dane Cross's brother. Dane is Ashley's boyfriend and the band leader of Toxic Goiter.

It's time for band practice. Two band members, Vin Vericose and Ethan Hunt, drift off to a shared daydream. Side by side, Ashley and April give them stringy slobber filled blow jobs. April Flores looks great with her bright hair, smeared eye makeup and big beautiful spit covered breasts overflowing from the neck of her sweater. She rightfully engages in some tit fucking (I would have been upset if this didn't happen) and Ethan cums on her boobs. Meanwhile, a smiling Ashley and Ethan finish up with a facial. For this, the ladies are back to back, heads resting on each others' shoulders, covered in face fuck residue as the camera captures the action from above. I love this shot.

The daydream ends.

We move on to a band meeting which turns out to be the funniest scene in the entire movie. Tony Clifton (not Andy Kaufman) appears as Lou Del Grecco. I could try and explain this scene to you, but it really is best that you watch it. It is totally worth fast forwarding to 44:23 to watch this nonsensical madness. Lou, a nunchuck flinging manager, suggests renaming for the band. These suggestions include JEFFREY DAHMER'S PURPLE PENIS, HEBREW NATIONALS and RIPPER AND THE BUTT TONES. I'm not doing the hilarity of this scene any justice. Just watch it. You're also going to want to find out why it smells like licorice.

We finally get to the moment I have been waiting for. Ashley Blue and Dane Cross come together to make the fuck. They are both really into each other, which is what really makes this scene so magical. I love that in the middle of pushing her head down on his cock he lifts her up and kisses her. It isn't a sweet "I love you" kiss. It's that "oh my fucking god I like fucking you a lot" kiss that happens when you're all wrapped up in the mix. Anyone can get a blow job, but it's the little moments in between that make them special. Another case in point is when he abruptly turns her around and chokes her from behind with his face mushed up against her. Hot! There is a ton of fairly rough anal sex that happens on the speaker and on the floor. Ashley and Dane make a great pair, matching each other's intensity and enthusiasm which each thrust of the cock. Their sex noises are superb. The magic comes to end when he cums on her face.

Turbo Rock wraps up with a scene with April Flores and our buddy, Lou Del Grecco. It starts out as ridiculous as you'd expect, but turns into a solid blow job scene.

I am a fan of Turbo Rock. If you like humor mixed with dirty fucking, you will like it too. If you're not into all anal movies, then this isn't for you. There is a cameo from Stan Lee of The Dickies and the soundtrack is by the Meatmen. I'm not a punk rock expert; I know this because I read the movie description. Overall, a great mix of funny and fuck starring some of my favorite performers.