A black curtain and a pair of feet/legs up to mid-calf, turned upside down so that the soles of the feet are facing the ceiling. Alright, the stage is all set... but for what... Well, for cheesy pick up lines, 'yo mama' slams and a number of not-quite-funny blond jokes - all told from one foot to the other. Yep... this is a porn review.

Every once in a while I'll hop on over to the WTF (what the fuck) category of the site and see what random stuff we have to offer. Usually it's movies featuring women with nipples that jut out 6 inches, or folks done up like insects boning each other, but this time I clicked on Puppet Feet, thinking I would find some sort of foot fetish action. Little did I know what I would actually find.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying anything negative about foot fetishes, or any other fetishes for that matter. All I'm saying is that without any sort of sexy activity or context, really, it was super hard for me to see this as anything bigger than just feet telling each other 'yo mama' jokes. I'm sure there are a bunch of people that get off to just the thought of feet laughing at each other's blond jokes, but I think it may just be tricky to fully grasp the eroticism of that unless this is what gets you hot.

All I know is that I was totally caught off guard and surprised by this half hour stand up routine (ha! Stand up! Because they are feet telling jokes, get it?), so I knew I needed to share it with the masses. Again, I'm not yucking anyone else's yum... I just find random flicks like this super interesting and know that someone else will share my point of view.

And if making fun and being mean is all you can get from this, take a deeper look at what gets you off and how you'd feel if other people laughed at you for that. Just remember that karma is a bitch.