Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays! For you, a toy truck; for you a new iPod; and for you, a nice white cumshot! Merrrrry Christmas! Sometimes all you want for Christmas is splooge. Sure, I know that the money shot get a bad rap in porn – that it signifies all that is male-focused in dirty movies. While I do agree that when it comes to mainstream porno movies, the cumshot is the pièce de résistance, I think there is something to be said about some women really fucking enjoying their dude’s pearly white cum, be it on their faces, tits, or wherever else he shoots. I get that there is more to sex than that, but who am I to yuck someone else’s yum (aka. rain on their parade)? So today I am bringing a few white cumshots into the holiday mix with this festive Private XXXmas Sextravaganza.

I’ve talked about it before, but it totally bugs me when a themed movie only sticks to the theme on the box cover and in the name. C’mon guys, how hard is it to wear a fucking Santa hat while getting your cock sucked? I mean really. Thankfully this movie does it up right, bringing Christmas right into the dirty action, starting with hot blond Nikky Thorn all dolled up in a German dress (?) in front of the old Christmas tree, ready to read us some holiday tales.

First up is a story about a very special ornament that grants a magical Christmas wish to Lea Lexis while trims her tree. What does she want, you ask? To be fucked in the ass – and two very horny Santas come to town to make her wish come true. Looks like the naughty girls get what’s on their lists too! One Santa fucks her ass while the other rams his Christmas cock right down her chimney (um, you know, her throat). And if I’m not mistaken, one of the Santas starts singing Jingle Bells as we teabags Lea’s waiting mouth. This is more holiday hotness than I could have ever asked for!

Other stories include an angel girl and a devil girl fucking, Santa getting a blow job in a rundown public bathroom, three angel ladies in hot lingerie getting it on together, and a huge hard-body Santa fucking Cathy Heaven (and then give her all the sex toys in his bag). And finally at the end, our special storyteller, Nikky, gets her own Santa Surprise. Two thumbs up for this VERY festive holiday porno! Thanks Private.