Did I open a porno, or is it MTV Spring Break 1988? Because I’m pretty sure it could be either/or. And really, I’m ok with that. There is something extra salacious about partial nudity and bikini cut panties riding high on the hip. What can I say, I spent my formative years watching late ‘80s, early ‘90s television. I’ve most definitely been ‘Saved By The Bell’ a few times, if you know what I mean!

The basic premise of this movie is two med students make a bet during a wet t-shirt contest party (what ever happened to those?!) that they will both bed two other students – one that’s a lesbian and one that is “frigid” (aka. she has feminist leanings). While one gets his fuck on, the other tells his conquest the whole story in attempts to get her to lie for him. Confused yet? Don’t worry, you aren’t the only one. So, the one woman tells the other, along with a third, who gang up on the dudes and have them strip to their boxers and join in the wet t-shirt contest. Which they win, of course.

And then a woman in a whipped cream bikini* dances. And one of the dudes dresses up as a woman and woos the lesbian, who finds out and goes all dominatrix on him. And if you think that’s random, I didn’t even mention the black and white medical stock footage interspersed along the movie – and the voice paging all sorts of dirty doctor names. I don’t actually get the whole med school thing. It probably would have made more sense to just have it be a frat party, though I guess that’s played out, huh?

I really do like these ’80s softcore porno. They are both totally random and full of fun plots at the same time – something I really appreciate in my porno. Yes, I do like a little fucking when it comes to dirty movies, but every once in a while I am okay with sacrificing sex for plot. Just don’t let it happen too often.

*It’s probably shaving cream, since it’s not melting. Sorry I’m so analytical, but I can’t help it, even in porno reviewing.