Today I was actually torn between movies; it was either going to be a lovely short featuring Princess Kali (my favorite dominatrix) or this tale of holiday horror with a plot that actually sounded interesting. In the end I remain a total plot whore so I give you "Santa Claws!"

Starts off with a little holiday trauma as a young man walks in on his mother getting into the holiday spirit with a new guy (i.e. not his father) and shoots them both in their bed. A rather auspicious start to this holiday flick if I do say so myself, the other major player in this movie is Raven; an up and coming adult film starlet who' is having an increasingly difficult family life as her husband shoots other women but has a problem with her working in the industry herself.

Things just get weirder when a ponytailed fan (presumably the parent killer from earlier) gets a bust of Raven's head and torso in the mail, builds a shrine to it and then begins fantasizing about hanging out with her in person then doing away with her husband and her sleazy producer. Soon after that a killer appears on set brandishing garden implements and killing off the competition. Coincidence? Unlikely.

There's a lot of nudity in this flick, mostly female and just the softcore full frontal variety. So there's no real sex to speak off. As for the rest, well the plot was confusing the dialog and acting were terrible but it had Santa, blood and boobies in it so I'd say it's a pretty great way to wrap up a lonely Christmas night.