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While I love watching all dudes jerk off, I have a special hard-on for watching skinny, barely legal skater boys stroking their cocks. I've noticed that every time I go to review a male J/O video, I somehow end up with a young guy laying on a couch, getting busy next to his skateboard. No complaints from this peanut gallery!
This time I find myself hanging out with the Sk8r' Baters, a bunch of, you guessed it, skater boys, all jerking off for the camera. They all spend a little bit of time staring at the camera and talking to it (sometimes about how straight they are, which means that this movie is probably targeted to gay dudes), all while keeping their attentions on the porno movies playing on an off screen tv. It seems like some of the guys are first timers to the porno world, while others come off as way more relaxed. Either way, each and every dude is the perfect amount of both aloof and horny - just like all the skaters I ever knew.
As much as I enjoy watching the jerking off, it's dialogue (what small amounts if it there are) that keeps me coming back for more. I think it's seriously funny that every scene has to open with the guy holding his skateboard and talking about how he just went, or is about to go, skating. It's just so hilariously cheesy that I can't help but find it totally endearing. That might be a turn off for some folks, but for me it just ups the awesome factor. Plus they are all coming on the same board - an amazing added bonus.
My favorite of the nine scenes was Jonathon Priest of scene five. There is just something about how serious he looks that strikes my fancy. He gets this glaring mean face while he watches the porno and strokes his hard cock - a gesture I assume is pure concentration and pleasure. I also really like how he grips the board close to his chest so he can blow his big load all over it. I mean really, what's not to like about that?
I wish I knew some skating jargon to end this review, but I'll just say that these dudes totally landed their tricks and made me one happy lady.