This movie has peaks and valleys, highpoints and low points. The first scene, featuring hard body black actress Exotica
and Pat Myne
, is a VERY low point. Exotica is mechanical and chatters "like a hooker." Director Myne, talking from behind the camera, gonzo style, is ridiculously over-excited. "Oh GOD, you're incredible," and "oh God you're beautiful," and he also desperately begs, "please let me fuck you" and "please can I fuck you." (You're the director. OF COURSE you can fuck her.) The fucking is mechanical, with no feeling. The POV blowjob had a few hot moments.
Scene two featuring big-tit superstar Lisa Lipps
with Chris Streams
, is a high point, although the camera rarely focused on Lisa's big boobies. Lisa talks to us through the camera in a soft, sexy voice, "I've been waiting for you. Are you getting your cock nice and hard for me, so I can wrap my lips around it?" She caresses her cunt, talking to us, "let me get it nice and lubed up for you." Her soft, sensuality is the opposite of Exotica." Lisa's cocksucking is sensual, her mouth languishing on Chris's cock and then him gently pushing it into her mouth as Lisa says, "I love you fucking my face." The titfuck is erotic as her golden Winnebagoes totally surround his stiff prick. Suddenly we cut to cowgirl pumping. Then Lisa slows the action, her body undulating on his shaft. In reverse cowgirl he pumps upwards reaching around to squeeze her monster melons and she excitedly tells him "don't stop until I tell you to." There is such a great sexual communication between them. Him gently saying, "that's it, just like that baby." In spoon, her saying, "that's it. Stick your cock in, spread it open." When they get rockin in missionary it's just good, hot sex. To end the scene, he sprays his big cumload from her pussy to her neck.
Next scene, back to Myne and his "oh my god that's incredible" dialogue. He gushes praise for Olivia O'Lovely
, but fortunately, a different guy does the fucking. Mark Davis
receives a sensual, wet, sloppy cocksucking. Then she lays back so Mark can play with her pussy and he slides the big butt plug out of her ass. Mark vigorously fingerfucks her and she gets very excited. So, he begins to slowly fingerfuck her ass while Olivia sucks her butt plug. Mark takes his fingers out of her ass and into her mouth. Mark has a gentle way of relaxing Olivia so he can push 4 fingers into her ass. They hotly fuck in several positions. After some deep pounding anal, there's some amazing deep-throating. Mark finishes with a big cumload on her tits. Unfortunately Director Myne needs to make his presence known with some of his soft, excited dialogue. This just distracts from the intense sexual energy between Mark and Olivia.
Next, we see sexy, blonde Jane Darling
in white stockings and a man's black hat. She begins caressing herself, stripping to reveal a WONDERFUL set of big, soft, teardrop shaped boobies. Jane begins to rub her shaved snapper and fingerfuck herself. Jane has a lithe sexy body with long legs. Her legs fall open gracefully as Chris licks her pussy. She excitedly sucks his cock, sucks his balls. WOW, deep throats him all the way to his "nut sack." And very hot tit-fucking as she wraps her soft boobs around his cock and looks into his eyes. Chris is hyper excited and begins feverishly pounding her in spoon. God, in missionary her legs spread SO wide and her natural tits flail so beautifully. In cowgirl he pummels upwards. Once he paused pumping and then it's exciting to watch her sensuous butt cheeks jiggle as she fucks him. Unfortunately, I could NEVER see her tits or face in this position. In doggie, she brought her legs underneath her, making her ass look so big, round and beautiful. Then she laid flat on her tummy for him to pummel her. In reverse cowgirl anal he pounds upwards and we see her splendid natural tits dance so nicely. She sucks him and he cums in her mouth. Hmmm. I think I want to marry Jane.
The final scene features sexy blonde long-legged, big-titted Nadia Hilton
in a purple mini-skirt outfit with Pat Myne and his ridiculously excited "oh my god" talking. Nadia pulls aside her bra to reveal a magnificent set of tits. She sits on the red pool table and plays with her pussy while Mark says, "oh my god, I want to fuck that...." He begs and commands at the same time, "PULL THOSE PANTIES DOWN." Nadia speaks in a little girl voice. Her big tits are lovely and look like they might explode. She begins the POV blowjob in such a loving, sensual manner. It's a very pretty, very hot POV. blowjob. Nadia wraps her big soft boobs around his prick for a POV titfuck. This would be sexy if Pat Myne would just shut up for a moment. Then the missionary, doggie, reverse cowgirl. spoon and CG is just Pat doing the "humpa, humpa" with NO feeling. Wow, ONE time he briefly touches her boobs in reverse cowgirl.
This movie had some VERY hot moments. Jane and Nadia are SO sexy, so sweet and SO fuckable. And Lisa Lipps really LOVES to "makes love." But director Myne's dialogue is almost pathetic and nauseating. Technically, it seems he didn't use added lighting, SO the lighting is very uneven. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's terrible with penetration shots in near darkness. Also, the title contains the word "tits." In my opinion, if you have any word that refers to tits or boobs, in the title, then you need to let your camera showcase the breasts occasionally. It NEVER occurs to Myne to do extra "tit" photography. Pat needs to watch a Roy Alexandre movie to learn how to photograph boobies.