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After servicing and satisfying Madame April Flores with his perfect cock, Billy Castro's drop-dead gorgeous body is found lifeless on the brothel floor. Who committed this crime of passion, and just how was the deadly deed done? Was he strangled with the rope that Tina Horn and Jolene discovered on the staircase? Was he shot with the smokin' hot gun that Carson and James Darling find in the garage?
The sex-hungry cast diverts from the case to indulge in suspected murder weapons as sex toys. The homicide may be a mystery, but there are no kinky secrets or forbidden fuck fantasies that go unexplored in this plot-heavy porno. Whodunit? They all "do it!"
Full of witty one-liners, this carnal yet campy feature from award winning Courtney Trouble, with guest videographer and Alt Porn Guru Eon Mckai, is destined to be a cult classic.
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From the description, looks like this is going to be a murder mystery on the level of "Clue" classic-awesome. Unfortunately that means Billy has to die. Rather spectacularly, after only one scene with Mistress of the Bordello, April Flores.
Oh my gods, April has amazing skin - and knows how to work Billy's leather harness to good effect during their scene. Definitely an awesome pair up, you really get the sense that April is the far worldlier Bordello owner and Billy is the youngest stud in her impressive stable. At first I was a little confused when Billy strapped on the big black glove but as the movie plays on it becomes clear that it's a device everyone uses when doing finger work on someone else - awesome stylistic inclusion of safe sex that doesn't look any less hot, and in a threesome scene, Courtney Trouble even makes sure that we get a shot of one of the characters condom wrapped strapon/cock.
I'd say that condom wrapped cock was even hotter than hot but shortly after that Billy is found dead on the floor.
Or is it really a mood killer? Next up I'm treated to a hot little scene featuring a little pistol tongue action. Yeah I love me some serious tongue on phallic objects - probably more than I love boobs, and tats, combined! Less than half an hour in and I could use a smoke, if I smoked, yet another really good reason to take that up. Then comes scene four and I must admit, I might not have stolen this film if I hadn't gotten a good look at the pale skinned, dark haired, impeccably made-up, tatted hottie in this scene. The fact that she does naughty, naughty, things with a knife - only made it seriously hard for me to type this sentence. Fetishy awesome things don't stop there as two new performers step on scene and start playing with candles and wax in the attic.
Followed by another redhead with creamy, creamy, skin and it's at about that point that my brain really melted into a puddle of happy goo. Goo point happened well before they gave her a little rope harness and a spanking. Thankfully her partner wore suspenders with tighty whities and that got me giggling enough to snap me a little out of the brain melting coma.
This movie is crammed so full of awesome for once I honestly don't recommend watching it all straight away. Bring an energy drink and take your time, seriously, brain melting has a pretty unpleasant sensation somewhat akin to brain freeze without the delicious frozen goodness. And when you think it's all over - there's bonus footage, definitely a keeper worth returning to later.